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Meridian Group Rental List

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218 S Salinas Street #STORAGE
Santa Barbara
Storage NOW $125 $not set not set
Description: New available storage unit. This storage unit offers a good size of roughly 37+- square feet for storing items. It also is accompanied with a locked entry. Rough size is 87" by 62.5" **Interior image is digitally rendered. Schedule a showing to view it today!***
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: not set
2538 Foothill Road
Santa Barbara
3BR/2BA 10/1 - R $7900 $N/A Gardener and Pool Service Washer+Dryer
Description: Beautifully updated 3 bed, 2 bath single-family home for rent on a spacious -acre lot in Santa Barbaras Foothill area. This home features fresh interior and exterior paint, stainless steel appliances, dual-pane windows, a cozy fireplace, central A/C and heating, and a 2-car garage. The private backyard is a true oasis with a sparkling pool, palm trees, and custom boulder landscaping. Located just minutes from Downtown, hiking trails, La Cumbre Plaza, and top schools, this home offers the perfect blend of comfort, style, and convenience. Monthly pool service fee included to no cost of tenant! That is a value of $400 per month alone. Copy and paste this link for a virtual tour: https://virtual-tour.ipropertyexpress.com/vt/tour/7974c537-cbe2-430c-bfdb-06f3e5a2a473
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: Pets Considered
2160 Ortega Hill Road 02
Summerland
2BR/2.5BA 10/31 $3900 $N/A Water and Trash Washer+Dryer
Description: Spectacular New Construction Townhome in Downtown Summerland! Don't miss this beautiful 2-bedroom, 2.5-bath townhome located in the heart of charming downtown Summerland! Features Include: Brand-new construction Spacious open-concept floor plan Faux wood flooring throughout Stainless steel appliances Dual-pane windows Central A/C and ceiling fans Convenient half bath on the main level Two spacious bedrooms upstairs, each with access to its own bathroom Private gated courtyard sitting area Shared community BBQ area Pet Friendly! Dogs and cats are welcome. Enjoy the perfect blend of modern comfort and coastal living, just moments from Summerland's shops, dining, beaches, and local attractions. Call us at (805)-692-2500. Guarantors NOT allowed.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: Pets Considered
234 Castillo Street D
Santa Barbara
Studio NOW $2095 $N/A Trash Onsite
Description: Welcome to 234 Castillo Street #D, a beautifully remodeled unit offering modern style and comfort in a prime location. This turnkey studio features a completely renovated kitchen with stainless steel appliances, a stunning remodeled bathroom with a custom walk-in shower, new luxury vinyl plank flooring throughout, and fresh interior paint. Thoughtfully updated from top to bottom, this bright and inviting residence is ready for you to move in and enjoy.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
221 North N Street #D
Lompoc
2BR/1BA NOW $1900 $N/A Water and Trash YES
Description: ***Half off first month's rent*** Bright and spacious newly remodeled two bedroom one bathroom apartment in apartment complex under New Ownership and Management in Lompoc. New laminate flooring throughout. New paint throughout. All light and plumbing fixtures are new. These updates are a must see! Off street assigned parking and on site laundry facilities.Use lockbox code 1290. Guarantors allowed.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: Yes
Pets: Pets Considered
225 North N Street #A
Lompoc
2BR/1BA NOW $1900 $N/A Water + Trash YES
Description: ***Half off first month's rent*** Bright and spacious newly remodeled two-bedroom one bathroom apartment in apartment complex under New Ownership and Management in Lompoc. New laminate flooring throughout. New paint throughout. All light and plumbing fixtures are new. These updates are a must see! Off street assigned parking and on-site laundry facilities.Use lockbox code 1290. Guarantors allowed.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: Pets Considered
607 W Canon Perdido Street
Santa Barbara
1BR/1BA 10/11-S $2949 $N/A Water and Trash Washer+Dryer
Description: 1930s classic bungalow on Santa Barbara's Westside. Completely remodeled bungalow style duplex with fenced in patio. Unit has washer dryer and features old world charm. Approximately 650square feet. Hardwood floors and smooth ceilings. Cat ok with $250 deposit or small dog (under 30 lbs) $500 additional deposit. ***Vehicle must be parked in the garage so door can close***
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: Pets Considered
741 Janetwood Drive 09
Oxnard
1BR/1BA NOW $1750 $N/A Water + Trash YES
Description: ** $500 Off First Month's Rent If Moved In By 10/23** Spacious first floor apartment located in Oxnard, near local shopping outlets. Unit includes essential appliances and assigned parking. Water and trash services are provided for by the owner, with laundry available onsite. For more information or to schedule a showing, please call us at 805-692-2500.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
305 Ladera Street B
Santa Barbara
2BR/1BA 08/16/2026 $4250 $not set Trash Washer+Dryer
Description: SPECIAL OFFER: Half Off the 1st Month of Rent Prime 2-Bedroom Apartment with Loft in the Heart of Santa Barbara This charming 2-bedroom, 1-bathroom apartment with a loft presents an exceptional rental opportunity for those looking to immerse themselves in the vibrant attractions of Santa Barbara. Ideally located just a 5-minute walk from SBCC, a 10-minute stroll to the beautiful beach, and a 15-minute walk to downtown, residents will have effortless access to a diverse selection of restaurants, entertainment venues, and beach activities. Dont miss your chance to call this prime location home and enjoy all the excitement and amenities Santa Barbara has to offer. Additional details: - Owners cover gardening and trash services. - Tenants are responsible for all other utilities. - Pet-friendly (no smoking allowed). - Please note that the apartment is not furnished, and garages are not available for storage or parking. Secure your spot in this ideal location today!
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: Yes
Pets: Pets Considered
2160 Ortega Hill Road
Summerland
Storage TBD $1550 $not set NONE N/A
Description: 800 Square foot storage in Summerland. Very spacious area to be used for parking and storage.
Lease Term: Lease Assignment (Flexible)
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
2160 Ortega Hill Road
Summerland
Storage TBD $750 $not set not set
Description: 400 square foot storage space in Summerland. Locked entry. Electric and circulating fans available.
Lease Term: Lease Assignment (Flexible)
Guarantor: No
Pets: not set
223 Ellwood Beach Drive 04
Goleta
1BR/1BA 12/12 $2550 $N/A Water and Trash YES
Description: Lease assignment! Discover your new home at Ellwood Beach Drive. This spacious, open loft apartment features faux wood floors and stylish faux wood blinds. Enjoy the convenience of assigned parking and easy access to the stunning Ellwood Butterfly Reserve. Perfect for nature lovers and outdoor enthusists. *Indoor cat with additional $300 deposit.
Lease Term: Lease Assignment (Flexible)
Guarantor: No
Pets: Cat OK w/ $300 extra deposit
223 Ellwood Beach Drive 07
Goleta
1BR/1BA 9/30-S $2700 $not set Water and Trash YES
Description: Discover your new home at Ellwood Beach Drive. This spacious, open loft apartment features faux wood floors and stylish faux wood blinds. Enjoy the convenience of assigned parking and easy access to the stunning Ellwood Butterfly Reserve. Perfect for nature lovers and outdoor enthusiasts. ***Pictures are of similar unit*** Call us at (805)-692-2500. Guarantors allowed
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: Yes
Pets: No Pets Allowed
not set 223 Ellwood Beach Drive 20
Goleta
Studio 9/30-R $2275 $N/A Water and Trash YES
Description: Discover your new home at Ellwood Beach Drive. This cozy studio apartment features faux wood floors and stylish faux wood blinds. New refrigerator and range. Enjoy the convenience of assigned parking and easy access to the stunning Ellwood Butterfly Reserve. Perfect for nature lovers and outdoor enthusiasts. Call us at (805)-692-2500. Guarantors allowed.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: Yes
Pets: No Pets Allowed
539 Alisal Road 205
Solvang
2BR/2BA 10/3-S $2900 $not set Trash + Landscape Washer+Dryer
Description: Discover the ultimate in luxury living in downtown Solvang with our brand-new sophisticated residence. Featuring spacious 2 bedroom floor plan. State-of-the-art forced air heating and air conditioning for year-round comfort. Prime downtown location near shopping, and dining. Experience the perfect blend of modern amenities and small-town charm. Now leasing! Schedule a tour and find your new home in a Brand-New Complex.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
1313 Olive Street #02
Santa Barbara
1BR/1BA 9/22-S $2895 $N/A W/T YES
Description: Located in a well-maintained complex at 1313 Olive St., this downstairs 1 bed/1 bath apartment offers comfort and convenience in the heart of Santa Barbara. The complex is impeccably maintained, with an on-site laundry room centrally located for easy access. Just across the street from Victoria Market, you're also minutes from Alice Keck Park, Alameda Park, The Andersens Danish Bakery, Arigato Sushi, and Finch & Fork. Don't miss this charming home in a prime location! ***Pictures are of a similar unit.*** Call us at (805)-692-2500. Guarantors NOT allowed.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
312 Ellwood Beach Drive 36
Goleta
2BR/1BA 9/25-S $3100 $N/A W/T YES
Description: Downstairs two bedroom one bathroom unit in great Ellwood location. Faux wood and tile floors, spacious closet space and lots of kitchen cabinets.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: Yes
Pets: Pets Considered
1231 Chino Street B
Santa Barbara
1BR/1BA NOW $2495 $N/A W/T/G/E NO
Description: Quiet upstairs loft type unit with very large private rooftop patio and a view of the neighborhood. Unit comes with off street parking space. Close to beach and downtown. This is the upstairs back unit attached to the main house accessible by the staircase next to the driveway. GAS, ELECTRIC, WATER, TRASH PAID BY LANDLORD. Call us at (805)-692-2500. Guarantors NOT allowed.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: Pets Considered
229 W Quinto Street 04
Santa Barbara
1BR/1BA 10-31 $2675 $N/A W/T YES
Description: Charming One-Bedroom Apartment in a Great Location! Cute and cozy one-bedroom, one-bathroom apartment located in a small, well-maintained garden four-plex. Enjoy a great location near Cottage Hospital, making this an ideal home for convenient city living. Features include: One bedroom and one bathroom Charming garden four-plex setting One-car garage On-site laundry facilities Convenient location near Cottage Hospital A lovely opportunity to enjoy comfortable living in a small, quiet community. Contact us for more information or to schedule a viewing!
Lease Term: not set
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
66 Ocean View Avenue 60
Santa Barbara
2BR/1BA 8/19-R $3150 $N/A W/T YES
Description: Great upstairs unit with carpet and LVT flooring. This unit is equipped with a new bathtub and newer light fixtures as well. Residents of the community enjoy access to an on-site swimming pool, off-street parking, on-site laundry, and the convenience of a full-time on-site property manager. Water and trash services are included in the rent, helping simplify your monthly expenses. Conveniently located near shopping, dining, and everyday amenities, this property offers comfortable coastal living in a well-maintained Santa Barbara community. If interested please call (805) 448-4841 between the hours 8AM - 5PM Monday-Friday.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
66 Ocean View Avenue 41
Santa Barbara
2BR/1BA 10/6 - S $3200 $N/A W/T YES
Description: Nice 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom upstairs corner unit. New carpet throughout. Interior painted including ceiling. New bathtub and shower surround. Residents of the community enjoy access to an on-site swimming pool, off-street parking, on-site laundry, and the convenience of a full-time on-site property manager. Water and trash services are included in the rent, helping simplify your monthly expenses. Conveniently located near shopping, dining, and everyday amenities, this property offers comfortable coastal living in a well-maintained Santa Barbara community. If interested please call (805) 448-4841 between the hours 8AM - 5PM Monday-Friday.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
813 E. Anapamu Street Penthouse A
Santa Barbara
2BR/2BA SHOW $8000 $N/A Water and Trash YES
Description: First Month OFF- Enjoy sweeping views of the ocean, Channel Islands, and the Riviera in this luxury penthouse Santa Barbara apartment! This spacious unit was upgraded in the Spring of 2022. The unit has been outfitted with high end appliances, in unit washer and dryer, fixtures, hardwood flooring, and quartz countertops. The Riviera Hills apartments feature the best views Santa Barbara has to offer. Easily visit your favorite restaurants, Montecito, and the Santa Barbara Bowl. This secluded building is perfect for quiet enjoyment inside your home, or outdoor at the picnic/barbeque area. During the concert season, enjoy live music when outside on the grounds, or on your balcony. Fire up the barbeque, and eat dinner outside among the lush landscape, or with ocean views on your private wrap around balcony. Youll be ecstatic to come home! No pets, no smoking, and no guarantors. Utilities included with rent. Call (805) 722-1384 for more information, and to schedule a showing!
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
813 E. Anapamu Street Penthouse B
Santa Barbara
2BR/2BA SHOW $9000 $not set Water and Trash Washer+Dryer
Description: First Month Free - Enjoy sweeping views of the ocean, Channel Islands, and the Riviera in this luxury fourth floor penthouse Santa Barbara apartment! This spacious unit was upgraded in the Spring of 2022. The unit has been outfitted with high end appliances, in unit washer and dryer, built in storage, fixtures, hardwood flooring, and quartz countertops. The Riviera Hills apartments feature the best views Santa Barbara has to offer. Easily visit your favorite restaurants, Montecito, and the Santa Barbara Bowl. This secluded building is perfect for quiet enjoyment inside your home, or outdoor at the picnic/barbeque area. During the concert season, enjoy live music when outside on the grounds, or on your balcony. Fire up the barbeque (included), and eat dinner outside among the lush landscape, or with ocean views on your private wrap around balcony. Kick back with a movie on any of the three included tvs. Youll be ecstatic to come home! Utilities included with rent. Call (805) 722-1378 for more information, and to schedule a showing!
Lease Term: 12 Mo Lease
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
1R 102 N. Hope Avenue #140
Santa Barbara
1BR/1BA 8/31-S $2695 $N/A W/T On Site
Description: Spacious 1 Bedroom, 1 Bath upstairs unit in convenient location. New flooring throughout. Lots of cupboard spasce and unit comes with covered carport with additional storage locker. Three on-site laundry rooms. Water and trash are paid. Electric kitchen and gas heat. Beautiful pool that is heated year round with 2 large dressing rooms with showers, etc. Very close to public transportation, shopping at LaCumbre mall, grocery stores, banks, movie theartre etc. On site maintenance staff and on-site manager. NO SMOKING COMPLEX and no -co-signers. Indoor cat accepted with additional deposit. Call on-site manager at 687-4711 for viewing.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: Cat OK w/ $300 extra deposit
102 N. Hope Avenue #113
Santa Barbara
2BR/1BA 10/16 $3195 $N/A Water + Trash On Site
Description: Light-filled 2 bedroom apartment upstairs with mountain view. Updated with new vinyl wood flooring in kitchen, dining area and bathroom. New carpet in living room and bedrooms. Granite counter tops in kitchen and vanity. Unit comes with assigned carport with storage locker. Three onsite laundry rooms. Water and trash are paid. Please contact Stephanie at (805) 687-4711 to schedule a viewing.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: Cat OK w/ $300 extra deposit
*A* 601 East Anapamu Street #228
Santa Barbara
1BR/1BA not set $2700 $N/A W/T YES
Description: Available for move in NOW! Spacious 2nd floor apartment in excellent downtown location! Walking distance to State Street shopping and the Santa Barbara Bowl! You will have easy access to transportation, the Santa Barbara Bowl, and walking distance to down town and State Street. Bike to the beach then come home for a swim in the refreshing pool! Villa Flores is considered by many to be the most beautifully landscaped property in Santa Barbara with exotic palms, bird of paradise, fig trees and so much more. You'll be happy to come home! Call us @ 805-692-2500 for more information. Unit is vacant, use lockbox for viewing. Code 1290 NOTE: We DO NOT accept co-signers at this time. Gross income must meet or exceed 3 times the rent.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: Cat OK w/ $300 extra deposit
3442 Richland Drive #05
Santa Barbara
1BR/1BA 9/22-R $2500 $N/A W/T YES
Description: Cozy one bedroom apartment for rent in perfect location. Looking for the perfect place to call home? This charming one bedroom one bathroom apartment offers comfort, and convenience. Fully equiped kitchen. On site laundry for your convenience. Minutes away fropm shopping, dining, and public transportation.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: Yes
Pets: No Pets Allowed
(A) 430 S. Elm Street #24
Arroyo Grande
Studio 10/2-S $1700 $not set Water + Trash + Gas YES
Description: Charming Studio in Arroyo Grande! Quiet well maintained complex close to downtown and the beach. On site laundry, sparkling pool and spa, and gas barbeque grills. 3 times income required with good credit! Submit all applications online at meridiangrouprem.com
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: Yes
Pets: No Pets Allowed
not set 440 S. Elm Street #60
Arroyo Grande
1BR/1BA 9/26-S $1950 $not set Water and Trash and Gas YES
Description: 1-bedroom in Arroyo Grande, 2nd floor unit in a well maintained building. Sparkling pool & jacuzzi, on site laundry facility, and carports. Close to park, shopping and beach. Apply online at meridiangrouprem.com ( 3X verifiable rental income required) Guarantors accepted. Call Amy @ 805-489-9229 for more info ***Pictures are of similar unit type. Colors may differ***
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: Yes
Pets: No Pets Allowed
442 Ellwood Beach Drive #13
Goleta
1BR/1BA 12/5 $2550 $not set Water and Trash YES
Description: Cute 1 bedroom one bathroom upstairs apartment in Ellwood Beach Drive area. Full kitchen with dining area and dishwasher. Large walk in closet with additional vanity area in bedroom. Walk to the beach through the Butterfly Preserve. Assigned parking and laundry facilities.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
444 Alan Road
Santa Barbara
2BR/1.5BA 12/31/25 $4700 $N/A All Utilities Included W/D
Description: SIX MONTH LEASE - Furnished 2-bedroom plus den/1.5 bath beach home with swimming pool and tropical landscaping overlooking Arroyo Burro creek. Bedrooms lead to private deck or pool area. Fireplaces in living room and den. Stainless steel appliances and granite countertops in kitchen. Full-size washer and dryer off kitchen. Cozy creekside bungalow at the back of the property with French doors opening to the pool area and its own outside deck. Private back yard features an outdoor fire table, outdoor fireplace, and a stainless propane grill. This home is fully furnished with all utilities paid--including HIGH SPEED internet. If water, electric, or gas utilities exceed the allowed limit, the difference will be billed back. Limit is calculated based on average monthly usage. Off street parking. Six month lease offered. No pets, no smoking, and no guarantors accepted.
Lease Term: 6 Months
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
601 East Anapamu Street #217
Santa Barbara
1BR/1BA Now $2600 $N/A W/T YES
Description: Spacious 2nd floor apartment in excellent downtown location! Walk to your favorite restaurants or the Santa Barbara Bowl. Bike to the beach then come home for a swim in the refreshing pool! Villa Flores is considered by many to be the most beautifully landscaped property in Santa Barbara with exotic palms, bird of paradise, fig trees and so much more. You'll be happy to come home! Call (805) 965-4466 for more information and to set up a showing.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: Cat OK w/ $300 extra deposit
(A) 601 East Anapamu Street #323
Santa Barbara
1BR/1BA not set $2650 $N/A W/T YES
Description: Spacious 3rd floor apartment in excellent downtown location! Close proximity to State Street shopping and the Santa Barbara Bowl! The unit is located above Anapamu St (at the bottom of the driveway), you will have easy access to transportation and the beac! Heated pool! Villa Flores is considered by many to be the most beautifully landscaped property in Santa Barbara with exotic palms, bird of paradise, fig trees and so much more. You'll be happy to come home! NOTE: We do not accept co-signers at this time. Income must meet or exceed 3 times the rent.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: Cat OK w/ $300 extra deposit
627 De La Vina Street #07
Santa Barbara
1BR/1BA 9/1-R $2595 $N/A W/T YES
Description: This upstairs 1 bedroom unit is located in a fabulous downtown location. Three blocks to Paseo Nuevo, State Street shopping and restaurants! Close to the Funk Zone, Santa Barbara Harbor, and West Beach. Apply today before its gone!
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
not set 1020 Cacique Street #03
Santa Barbara
1BR/1BA 10/31 $2425 $not set W/T YES
Description: Great four-plex apartment complex with townhouse style apartments. One bedroom one bathroom with open kitchen and dining room. Large walk in closet in the bedroom. Off street parking and on site laundry facilities. Call us at (805)-692-2500. Guarantors allowed.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: Yes
Pets: No Pets Allowed
22 Ocean View Avenue #01
Santa Barbara
2BR/1BA 8/31-S $3200 $N/A W/T NO
Description: Come enjoy the Santa Barbara lifestyle in this 2-bedroom, 1-bathroom unit located in the desirable Eastside neighborhood. Property Features: 2 bedrooms 1 bathroom with new flooring. 1 dedicated carport parking space Convenient Santa Barbara location Comfortable residential setting Enjoy the Neighborhood Located on Santa Barbaras Eastside, this home puts you close to many of the things that make Santa Barbara such a great place to live. Enjoy easy access to East Beach, where you can spend the day relaxing by the water, or enjoying the beach and nearby green spaces. Nearby are amazing tennis and pickleball courts! The neighborhood also offers local markets, restaurants, shopping, parks, and community amenities nearby. Eastside Neighborhood Park provides playgrounds, walking paths, outdoor recreation, and a community garden. With convenient access to Downtown Santa Barbara, State Street, the waterfront, and local dining and entertainment, this is a great opportunity to enjoy the best of Santa Barbara from a comfortable neighborhood setting. Contact us for rental details, availability, or to schedule a private viewing.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed
440 E. Scott Street #217
Port Hueneme
1BR/1BA 10/1/26 $2150 $N/A W/T YES
Description: Bright, spacious 1-bedroom located in beautiful Port Hueneme, a short distance to the beach. The apartment is equipped with a large private balcony, dishwasher and gas stove. All units include a shared garage space, perfect for parking and/or additional storage! The complex is equipped with a pool and an onsite laundry room. Water and trash is included. Cats welcome with additional $300 deposit! Please Call, Esmeralda at (805) 488-1434 for more information and to schedule a viewing! (The photos shown may be of a similar unit with an identical floor plan. While finishes may vary slightly,the images provide an accurate representation of the layout and space).
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: Cat OK w/ $300 extra deposit
1521 Laguna Street #212
Santa Barbara
1BR/1BA 10/26 $2725 $not set W/T YES
Description: Bright Upstairs 1BR/1BA with lots of window over looking beautiful garden courtyard. Carports with large storage bin, On-site Laundry facility. Near downtown. No Guarantors. No Pets, 1 Year Lease, 2 Person Max! Call us at (805)-692-2500.
Lease Term: 1 Year
Guarantor: No
Pets: No Pets Allowed